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Would You Rather…?: Love & Sex
From the authors of the hit Would You Rather…?™ book series (over 400,000 copies sold!) comes a collection of deranged dilemmas, quirky quandaries and alliterative absurdities, all concerning matters of heart or flesh.

Would You Rather…?: Love & Sex asks you to ponder such questions as:

Would you rather… orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?

Would you rather… have breast implants made of Nerf OR Play-Doh?

Would you rather… see in ColecoVision graphic quality when having sex OR have to use clinical terms during dirty talk?
(For example, “Penetrate that vagina!”; “Lick that mons pubis!”; “Ram that glans against the epidermis of the uvula!”)

Would you rather… have to have sex in the same position every night OR have to have sex in a different position every night (you can never repeat)?

Would you rather… have sex with The Tin Man OR The Scarecrow?

Would you rather… your only means of birth control be gum OR an English muffin?

Would you rather… have an invisible penis OR a penis that turns green and tears out of your clothing like the Incredible Hulk every time you get aroused?

Would you rather… vicariously experience all orgasms that occur in your zip code OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?

Would you rather… ejaculate:

• guacamole OR Tabasco sauce?
• Scope OR crazy string?
• Air-rifle bb’s OR high voltage electric shocks?
• Bee Gee’s music OR baseball umpire strike and ball calls?
• Through your nostrils OR through your eyes?

Would You Rather…?: Love & Sex can be read alone or played together as a game. Laugh-out-loud funny, uniquely imaginative, and deceptively thought-provoking, Would You Rather: Love & Sex is simultaneously the authors’ most mature and immature work yet!

Would you rather…? 2: Electric Boogaloo
Would you rather…? 2: Electric Boogaloo is another collection of over three hundred absurd alternatives and demented dilemmas. Filled with wacky wit, irreverent humor and twisted pop-culture references, Would you rather…? 2: Electric Boogaloo asks you to ponder such questions as:

Would you rather… be a Siamese twin connected at the lips OR at the soles of your feet?

Would you rather… have your hostage negotiator be Dick Vitale OR Ike Turner?

Would you rather… have your range of sexual body movement equal to that of a He-Man doll OR speak like Yoda when attracted to someone?

Would you rather… make the sound of the bionic man when straining physically OR make the sound of the Jeopardy them when straining mentally?
Things to consider: test taking, gym class

You have just been hired by the head of the PGA to change one rule.

Would you rather… allow loud heckling at the greens OR require golfers to tee off of their caddy’s crotch?

The original WYR2 was packaged in a neon jaundice cover and left to rest in peace in it’s vertical grave between the works of Lewis Grizzard and Cynthia Heimel. Until Now!!!

WYR 2 has been raised from the dead, repackaged, re-edited, amended, expanded, dissected, reassembled and distilled into a more perfect sequel. References that are no longer topical have been replaced, and obscure anti-icons who are now too popular have been replaced by less topical references. The result: Would you rather…? 2… uh… 2.

Would You Rather…?: Pop Culture Edition
The demented minds that created the original Would You Rather…? collection and its best-selling follow-up, Would You Rather…?: Love & Sex, are back with even more preposterous predicaments and irreverent inquiries. Plumbing the depths of the current zeitgeist, Would You Rather…?: Pop Culture Edition is packed with over 300 wickedly funny — and deceptively thought-provoking — questions regarding sex, celebrities, hot trends, newsmakers, movies, video games, household products, and unusual combinations thereof.

Would you rather be machine-gunned to death with Lite-Brite pegs OR be assassinated by Cabbage Patch Dolls?

Would you rather fight The Rock OR fifteen clones of Barbara Bush to the death?

Would you rather have phone sex with the Moviefone guy OR Jar Jar Binks?

Ideal for parties and road trips, these weighty philosophical questions are also perfect for moments of solitary reflection.