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The Hip Grandma's Handbook
The Hip Grandma’s Handbook: Tips, Resources, and Inspiration for the New Breed of Grandmother(Paperback) By Linda Oatman High Today’s grandmothers are not the white-haired, cookie-scented matrons of yesteryear – and please, don’t call them “Granny.” The Hip Grandma’s Handbook is the perfect accessory for today’s new grandma. An eclectic collection of humor, reflections, and product recommendations, it offers worldly wisdom and common-sense advice on everything from glam alternatives to “Grammy” (think M’Mere) to tips on feigning interest in yet another round of ultrasounds (“It looks… just like... $14.95 |
The Official Movie Plot Generator
The Official Movie Plot Generator: 27,000 hilarious movie plot combinations (Spiral-bound) by The Brothers Heimberg Where do they come up with this stuff? You may have wondered those exact words thumbing through the TV Guide, while watching late night cable, or as you shook your head in disbelief at an inane new movie trailer. The answer to that oft-uttered question is: This. The book that you can be holding in your hands: The “Official Movie Plot Generator.” Here are 27,000 movie plot possibilities to choose from, spanning every... $15.95 |
Pornification
Pornification (Paperback) by Andrew Benjamin Porn•i•fi•ca•tion noun 1. The art of turning a legitimate film title into a porno by manipulating a word or group of words in the title, often employing the use of puns to create a lurid, sexually suggestive title. 2. A skill to make your parents proud. The porn flick based on a major motion picture or the occasional TV show is a time-honored tradition dating back to Bone With The Wind. But while the films may be themselves enjoyable (or so I... $9.95 |
The World's Worst Book
The World’s Worst Book: Over 1,000 of the most hilarious, bizarre, and disgusting things never thought of . . . (Paperback) By Justin Heimberg In a world that has produced New Coke, the Flowbee, and Yentl, it’s hard to imagine that there are any ideas worse than the ones that have actually made it to market. But there are. The World’s Worst . . . Book is the ultimate catalog of the most inane, insane, outrageous, and just plain out-there ideas never to have hit the market—at least not yet. ...$9.95 |
Would You Rather...? Gross-Out
Would You Rather…? Gross-Out (Paperback) By Justin Heimberg and David Gomberg Crack yourself up and stretch your imagination with some of the grossest, most revolting, and funniest questions you’ve ever been forced to answer! Challenge your friends with over 300 disgusting dilemmas! Jam-packed with games and creative activities! Featuring all new hilarious drawings! Whether read alone or played with friends, Would You Rather…? Gross-Out will have you doubled over in laughter as you face the “most difficult decisions you’ll never have to make!” (Ages 8+) $9.95 |
Kendoku: Volume 1
Kendoku: Volume 1 (Paperback) By David Levy and Robert Fuhrer Welcome to the next level. KenDoku is the exciting new number puzzle that combines the best of sudoku and KenKen in a fun and addictive way. Best of all, KenDoku improves your brain power by training your logic and math skills. With a variety of puzzle sizes and difficulty levels, Kendoku offers something for everyone. $7.95 |
Kendoku: Volume 2
Kendoku: Volume 2 (Paperback) By David Levy and Robert Fuhrer Didn’t get enough with Volume 2? Volume 2 contains an additional 100 puzzles sure to build your brain. KenDoku is the exciting new number puzzle that combines the best of sudoku and KenKen in a fun and addictive way. Best of all, KenDoku improves your brain power by training your logic and math skills. With a variety of puzzle sizes and difficulty levels, Kendoku offers something for everyone. $7.95 |
Read It and Wipe
Read It and Wipe (Paperback) By Justin Heimberg and David Gomberg Giving new meanig to the term “bathroom humor,” Read It and Wipe is the first book of comedy written and edited specifically for reading on the throne. Created by the authors of the Would You Rather…? books, Read It and Wipe features humor and trivia ranging from highbrow to lowbrow at various lengths carefully customized for bathroom reading. Featuring:
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